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cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(via waywarddean)

» posted 53 minutes ago with 164,305 notes − © cowbellguy

bunny-wan-kenobi:

alwaysacatch:

Firefly | This is the entire show in one perfect sentence.

Reblogging this again because I’m re-watching the show and think this quote captures the essence of it. Gosh I forgot how much I love this show.

(Source: hannahorvath, via solar-tsunami)

» posted 7 hours ago with 37,735 notes − © hannahorvath

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

(Source: bunnyfood, via uselesspaperclip)

» posted 8 hours ago with 101,942 notes − © bunnyfood

analjae:

This picture speaks to me on a spiritual level

analjae:

This picture speaks to me on a spiritual level

(via uselesspaperclip)

» posted 9 hours ago with 3,020 notes − © analjae


narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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» posted 11 hours ago with 119,933 notes − © narwhal-noir

team-achievement:

ray sounding so shocked over the fact that there’s more than one type of omelet in family feud was pure gold

(via uselesspaperclip)

» posted 13 hours ago with 1,044 notes − © team-achievement

reilpikram:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

Wat.

(via winterrbuckyy)

» posted 14 hours ago with 115,460 notes − © haleyscomett-art

12-gauge-rage:

Video game glitches in real life.

(via the-fisher-queen)

» posted 15 hours ago with 87,086 notes − © 12-gauge-rage

(Source: darlingbenny, via waywarddean)

» posted 16 hours ago with 12,066 notes − © darlingbenny

antichrist-misha:

SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO

(via raggedywings)

» posted 17 hours ago with 22,219 notes − © antichrist-misha

tsutori:

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:


I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

Frogmouths are adorable ‘nuff said

tsutori:

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…

For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

Frogmouths are adorable ‘nuff said

(via waywardangelsandhunters)

» posted 19 hours ago with 58,748 notes − © napoleon-and-the-bonapartes

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

(via littledearheart)

» posted 20 hours ago with 33,335 notes − © shadowstep-of-bast

The government’s man, he says you’re a danger to us. Not worth helping. Is he right? Are you anything but a weapon? I staked my crew’s life on the theory you’re a person, actual and whole.

(Source: twistdmentality, via astormrollsin)

» posted 21 hours ago with 7,859 notes − © twistdmentality

» posted 22 hours ago with 27,670 notes − © lessonsinromance