Hey, you can call me Middleton."I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive and sad. Or I can go mad by ricocheting in between."
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Jeremy Renner | Arm Porn
Jfc all the avenger arm porn tonight gaaaaaahd just stoppp
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Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.
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No one should look this attractive while dirty, bloody and holding guns…
I respectfully disagree with all my heart
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I fucking hate when people say suicide is a cry for help. Like, no. Suicide is the last act of someone who desires finality above all else. A cry for help is followed, always fucking followed by a pause for help. Because isn’t that what a god damn cry for help is? It’s something that someone does who wants someone else to fucking help them change and get the fuck out of their mess.
No, people call suicide a cry for help because they are fucking selfish. They look at someone’s final act of self-preservation and they say, “shit, we should have done something about it.” Then the guilt starts setting in because maybe they could have stopped this. Maybe this person could have been saved by them. Do you see the problem already? Those are the most selfish thoughts someone could have. “Someone’s in peril! I MUST BE THE HERO WHO SAVES THEM.” I, I, I, I, I, I.
A suicide isn’t a cry for help. But when people call a person’s suicide a cry for help, it makes them seem like the victims. It turns the person who killed his or herself the antagonist by setting everyone else around them up for failure. Failure to answer the “cry.” Failure to save the god damn day like the mother fucking hero of some shit fairy tale.
Well, here’s a novel idea for all you geniuses out there:
PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR SELFISH ASS AND FUCKING CARE BEFORE SOMEONE BLOWS THEIR GODDAMN HEAD OFF.
Pictures from Iron Man 3
I have no idea what is going on but I think I like it.
It is what happens when Captain America and Iron Man do their laundry in the same load.
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i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real
have you ever met someone from wyoming???
exactly
my mom lives in wyoming
yes but have you ever met her
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JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.
God bless JC Penny. God Bless.
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I’VE FOUND IT!!! The amazing moment in which Mark Sheppard tries to get Jared Padalecki into The Tardis!!!
/SCREEEEECH
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![What inspires me? Ummm. Honestly, I think people who live their life as kind of a good example to others. I don’t really like preachy or dogmatic people, or people who try to tell other people how to behave or how to live. But I do get inspired by people who really live the example that they’re trying to send. [x]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ditbembN1qdfg4jo1_r1_500.gif)
What inspires me? Ummm. Honestly, I think people who live their life as kind of a good example to others. I don’t really like preachy or dogmatic people, or people who try to tell other people how to behave or how to live. But I do get inspired by people who really live the example that they’re trying to send. [x]
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